Saturday, May 18, 2013

kaztardis2y5:

justother:

acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

theresadiamondunderthedust:

You either love The Princess Bride or you’re wrong.

THOSE ARE THE OPTIONS YOU HAVE

I’ve never seen it. -sobbing-

I’ve seen this movie so many times I almost have it memorized from start to finish. I lost count after the hundred and fiftieth viewing.

I didn’t even try counting I knew it was hopeless from the beginning this movie is my spirit animal I don’t care what you monkeys think

Icing my swollen ear…

tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

davidstrider:

youve found my weakness

girly internet dress up games

So Dennis calls me…

Me: What?

Den: Hey beautiful, how are you feeling today?

Me: Shut up, I’m watching Supernatural

ALRIGHT TUMBLR YOU WIN!!!

I started watching Supernatural. Happy??

sega-and-spankings asked: B E N J M I N - K S P E R (I'd include "a", but that's just silly: I know you're not.)

B: 3 pet peeves…hearing people chew, listening to people snore, when people shush me

E: Do I smoke…nope. I bought an e-cig once, but I didn’t like the menthol

N: 5 things I look for in men…caring, intelligent, opinionated, cuddly, kind

J: 5 turn offs…weakness, crying, silence, insecurity, whispering

M: Sexual orientation…Men

I: 5 turn ons…confidence, foreign languages, bowler hats, listening, water

N: 5 things I look for in men…caring, intelligent, opinionated, cuddly, kind

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K: Biggest lie I’ve ever told…that I loved my first boyfriend (he cried every time he said it and I didn’t say it back, it just became easier to lie)

S: Do looks matter…as much as people don’t want to admit it, attractiveness is a natural human instinct. HOWEVER, they do not dictate my decisions, it is just another factor.

P: Who is my best friend…I usually divide it between two people. My friend Jess and my friend James

E: Do I smoke…nope. I bought an e-cig once, but I didn’t like the menthol

R: My first kiss…my first boyfriend

claricedemedici:

dareandwriteitdown:

egredi:

Reblog if your boobs glow in the dark. 

#mine glow blue when orcs are near

mine go ding when there’s stuff

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Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that perhaps the military has the highest number of ‘em. True or not, RUN THE PROTOCOL ANYWAY. Because in 15 years of investigating rape accusations, I can count those that panned out as false on one hand. Meanwhile, the one time I almost skipped the protocol, the one time I almost didn’t believe a petty officer, because I was naive as an investigator and a young woman, because her commanding officer described her as “a party girl, always late, always out drinking, don’t bother with this one”, she turned out to be the victim of one of the most brutal assaults I’ve ever investigated. She shouldn’t have still been -alive-, let alone up and making the accusation. So let me repeat: five false accounts in fifteen years. And one time I almost failed a woman ‘cause of the bullshit way it’s normal to talk about us. Take your shipmates’ word, and then run the protocol. Every. Single. Time.  - JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via circusbones)

Spell your name in my ask. Do it. Now. Go.

  • A: Are you a virgin?
  • B: 3 biggest pet peeves
  • C: Celebrity crush?
  • D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
  • E: Do you smoke?
  • F: Do you drink?
  • G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
  • H: Longest relationship and with who?
  • I: 5 turn ons
  • J: 5 turn offs
  • K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
  • L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
  • M: What is your sexual orientation?
  • N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
  • O: Who are you crushing on right now?
  • P: Who is your bestfriend?
  • Q: Your guilty pleasure?
  • R: Who was your first kiss?
  • S: Do looks matter to you?
  • T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
  • U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
  • V: How far have you gone?
  • W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
  • X: Are you circumcised?
  • Y: Do you name your private parts?
  • Z: Do you pee in the shower?

mamamantis:

walk up in the club like “end rape culture, unlearn sexism, question gender, fight back”

hetaliagirl104:

oflittlenote:

hetaliagirl104:

This is for an assignment that is due tomorrow.

Reblog if you think that Harry Potter should NOT be on the banned books list because it features Magic, sets bad examples, and because of dark themes. 

Thanks.

Reblog if you think the Twilight series should be banned because it features rape culture, glorifies abusive relationships, and is just a horrible book series overall.

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