How I came to have a boyfriend

  • *We are in a Doctor Who companion debate*
  • Me: Jack Harkness is the best, hands down
  • Him: well duh, of course he is
  • Me: I want Jack Harkness to be my boyfriend
  • Him: well you can't, I'm dating him
  • Me: oh yea? How is that going?
  • Him: Eh, ok. I was thinking about dumping him actually
  • Me: Well that's too bad
  • Him: So the position is open. You want to fill it?
  • Me: ...
  • Him: ...
  • Me: Did you just dump Jack Harkness for me?
  • Him: uh huh
  • Me: ...Well that was dumb